31.7.09

Dream :: 014 - New Years / Jump!

Had two dreams tonight. The first i was re-visiting Vancouver and it was new years. I was in what was my apartment except i've never actually seen this apartment, but in the dream it was mine. I had a bunch of guests over in the main room and we were getting ready for new years. I was in the bedroom getting dressed trying to find a tie that looked professional.

But i was having trouble with these ties, i finally found one that i thought would look perfect but when i put it on the pattern was different and only the one i wanted from half way down the tie. Then all of a sudden the tie got REALLY thick. Like an inch thick, and it was also black.

Somewhere at this point my mindset slipped and im not putting on a halloween costume becuase i can't find a good tie anyways. I already had a wig on (big afro). And this thick tie that i was struggling with turns out to be AMAZING sideburns to complete my "im black" costume. I looked totally black, just like that photoshopped picture, but way better.

Then i get back to the party and all the guests are kinda waiting so we go out for dinner on the town. Sushi :). The place we go to is super fancy and expensive. We get our food, i end up eating chicken... off the bone, like a drum stick. Cept im eating it with chopsticks and it takes really long to eat. The people there get mad that im taking so long to eat cuase other people are waiting cuase theres like a long wait to get into this place. So after that we leave and we realize its already past like 3AM and we missed new years.


Now my dream starts crossing over. Welcome to the world of JUMP! So im not sure at which point the rules of this 'world' were explained to me but its best to think of this place as like a prime time TV show, where wierd things are possible, but its still techincally real.

So in this world you have your 'energy' levels which people maintain. If you get tierd theres this drink that been invented called Boost which fills up your energy but tastes aweful. It like littearlly will revive a dead athelete to perfect stamina (but its more like mana).

So the basic premise in this world is that if you have a wish and your energy is full. If you jump REALLY hard and hit the ground you will be fine, and your wish will come true.

But for some reason (the same reason i've crossed over to that world). The JUMP has been broken. Also culture is slightly different in this world, I was wearing shorts and a nice shirt and people considered me to be offensive, because i was dressed in the traditional fancy type clothes.

So there is a dissaster in this world, the sky is dark and storm coulds are everywhere. There is also some sort of vortex type thing in the distance (think city 17 citadel when its collapsing).

But now whenever someone tries to JUMP instead fo them getting their wish - random objects fall from the sky.

So we're in a shopping mall, and im with my friends from the party (remember dream crossed over) and they try to get into this store, and im stopped at the door by a kind preson and they just shake their head no. So i say "I can't go in cuase of the dress code" and she replies "im sorry". So i just go chill on some benches while people stare at me.

Next thing i remember im in a shopping mall going through isles with a friend, and i ask him "so how come theres a shopping mall if anyoen can jsut get their wish through JUMPing?" - and he explains to me that he rarely jumps becuase its hard for him to get full energy, and he never feels motivated to drink BOOST.

Then we hear a rukus in the far end of the story (people are starting to freak out) and a riot is forming. A dude is stealing some stuff from the store and knocking down all the girl employees that try to stop him. A guy chases him outside, i go too but im too far to catch up at this point. The thief gets outside jumps in a shopping cart while its rolling and then jumps up in the cart to JUMP away supposedly. But nothing happens so he does it 2 more times. All of a sudden shopping carts start falling from the sky and the employee and theif are trying not to get hit. The employee runs off teh curb and swan dives into the pavement not realizing that his JUMP wont work and he ends up smashing his face. Ipods start raining down. Then the two get into a massive fist fight and are both in rough shape, and i more or less wake up at this point.

Hope you enjoyed that read.

23.7.09

Dream :: 013 - Jedi SwitchBlade / Camping

[14:06] <+NR|`WiseGuy> i had a dream that i discovered an ancient jedi temple
[14:06] <+NR|`WiseGuy> with 3 fully functionining light sabers...
[14:06] <+NR|`WiseGuy> cept they were more like light switch-knives
[14:06] ...
[14:07] did you use your light switch-knives to rob a jedi convenience store?
[14:08] <+NR|`WiseGuy> no u jerk

[14:08] <+NR|`WiseGuy> in my dream i had a dream
[14:08] <+NR|`WiseGuy> and it was a premonition
[14:08] <+NR|`WiseGuy> about my master
[14:08] lies
[14:08] all lies
[14:08] <+NR|`WiseGuy> and his previous master / friends
[14:08] <+NR|`WiseGuy> and that they were actually jedi in hiding
[14:08] never mind, i don't even care
[14:09] <+NR|`WiseGuy> i guess my premonition was probably mild encounter with teh force
[14:09] lies lies lies
[14:09] <+NR|`WiseGuy> and so i followed my dream dream and discovered the temple
[14:10] ...
[14:10] why hasn't he stopped?

[14:10] <+NR|`WiseGuy> before all of this there was a part that involved camping past a dark parking lot and some sort of party and my sister was there - but it was unrelated to the jedi chapter
[14:10] WHAT THE FUCKING
[14:11] hahahahaha
[14:11] he WRITES for craigslist
[14:12] <+NR|`WiseGuy> i havent dream blogged ina while
[14:12] <+NR|`WiseGuy> maybe ill just post this chat in there - cuase im pretty lazy